National Park Service (Sort Of) Picnic Lands Blanket | Funny Americana

Welcome to Picnic Lands, where the trails are questionable, the snacks are federally protected and the nap zones are strictly enforced. This oversized picnic blanket features a vintage-style parody National Park map filled with fake outdoor landmarks like the Federal Nap Corridor, High Chip Spill Area, Basket Staging Area and Squirrel Negotiation Zone. Inspired by retro park signage and classic Americana road-trip graphics, it’s designed for people who take outdoor relaxing very seriously. Made with a soft polyester fleece top and water-resistant backing, this blanket is ready for fireworks, concerts, camping, park days, beach trips, tailgates and emergency snack deployment. The detailed illustrated map design turns an ordinary picnic blanket into something that looks like it belongs in a very confused federal visitor center. Adventure. Relaxation. Questionable food choices. Graphic on blanket: Product Features Soft 100% polyester fleece front for comfort and durability High-resolution one-sided print with vintage park-map artwork Black water-resistant oxford-cloth backing helps block damp grass Sewn flat edges for long-lasting durability and clean finishing Includes black carrying strap with buckle closures Oversized 61" × 51" format for picnics, festivals and outdoor lounging Care Instructions Machine wash separately in cold water on gentle cycle Tumble dry low Do not bleach Do not iron Do not dry clean 61" × 51" Length, in 61.00 Width, in 51.00