The Estate Provisions Jars

For households with priorities. There are things one could live without. And then there is coffee. Sugar. Pasta. Chocolate. The good biscuits you absolutely did not buy for other people. The Provisions Jars are clear glass, crowned with a gloriously oversized cork ball and finished in gold lettering so there can be no misunderstanding whatsoever about the importance of their contents. Choose A Sensible Reserve when maintaining an air of restraint. Hoarding, But Elegantly when restraint has left the building. For Difficult Mondays requires no explanation. Do Not Touch is both a label and a warning. And In Case of Emergency is deliberately vague because we don't presume to know what constitutes a crisis in your household. Fill them with coffee, sugar, rice, pasta, sweets, biscuits—or the thing you hide from your family and eat standing alone in the kitchen. Something Else Entirely Have something particular to say? Naturally. Choose Your Words and tell us what your household desperately needs labeled in gold. Keep it brief—we have a jar, not a billboard. A few rules from the estate: Custom wording is limited to approximately 3–4 short lines and is subject to fit. Spelling and capitalization will be reproduced exactly as submitted. Personalized jars are final sale. Grande — approx. 25 cm / 9.8" high; 1200 ml / 41 oz capacity Petite — approx. 10 cm / 3.94" high; 750 ml / 25 oz capacity Arrives empty. We provide the jar. You define the emergency.