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Consider this the ultimate bait-and-switch for anyone who still thinks they are entitled to your emotional labor. If people are constantly looking to you to fix their drama or validate their choices, it is time to put up a very comfortable, very clear out-of-office reply. This classic Gildan 18000 heavy blend sweatshirt is designed to keep you warm while keeping everyone else at a safe distance. The fabric is a plush, durable blend that feels like a soft security blanket, perfect for those days when you literally cannot handle one more "we need to talk" text. Stitched right over your heart on the left breast is a premium, sharp piece of embroidery that reads Emotionally unavailable. It is small enough that they have to pay attention to notice it, but distinct enough to save you from having a conversation you never wanted to start in the first place. Whether you choose the defiant red, the classic black, or the grounded carbon grey, you are getting a relaxed, unisex fit that gives you plenty of room to breathe while you reclaim your time. It runs true to size for that classic, broken-in sweatshirt feel, but go ahead and size up if you want to completely disappear inside of it. Machine wash cold inside out to keep the embroidery crisp, tumble dry low, and remember that ghosting is sometimes just a highly efficient form of self-care. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) S 27 20 M 28 22 L 29 24 XL 30 26 2XL 31 28 3XL 32 30 4XL 33 32 5XL 34 34