My wife's superpower... Coffee Mug

My wife's superpower is realizing when I am having fun and then shutting that bullshit down. Faster than a speeding text. More powerful than a fantasy football draft. Able to end a guys' weekend with a single raised eyebrow. She can't find her keys, but she can sense a second beer from three rooms away. She doesn't hear you say "I'll take out the trash," but she hears you open a new Amazon box from the driveway. Science can't explain it. You've stopped trying. This funny husband coffee mug is a tribute to her powers, written by a man who has learned to have fun very, very quietly. Hold it up the next time she asks what's so funny. Let it do the explaining. A gift for husbands, from wives who think it's hilarious and accurate. Great for Father's Day, birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas stockings, and the guys' trip that somehow got cancelled. Details 14 oz ceramic coffee mug Glossy red glaze with white print Hand wash recommended Designed in Whitefish, Montana