Trippy Space Shit Shorts (Gym/Swim)

The Trippy Space Shit Shorts are not for the faint-hearted or the easily embarrassed. Built for the gym, the pool, the beach, or the kind of day where you have simply stopped caring about other people's opinions, these are the shorts that demand to be noticed from across the room. Pull them on with a matching Trippy Space Shit Shirt from Shit Shirt Club and a pair of Shit Shirt Club socks and you have got a full outfit that will make strangers stop, stare and wonder exactly what they are looking at. Whether you're training, swimming or lounging about with nowhere to be, these are the most outrageously wacky, funniest shorts you'll put on all year. The pattern is a full-on psychedelic assault and we mean that entirely as a compliment. Set against a bold geometric grid of hot pink and black panels edged in cyan blue and orange, an impossibly busy collection of trippy motifs fights for space across every inch of the fabric. Giant yellow smiley faces grin beside dripping mushrooms with all-seeing eyes at their caps. White daisy flowers with starburst centres float alongside a classic yin-yang symbol and a retro flying saucer domed in electric blue. A peace sign dangles on a chunky gold chain, a pair of blue lips reveal a rolling tongue, and a wide unblinking eye stares out from the shadows of a star-scattered black panel. Swirling tendrils and sparkling stars fill the gaps between the chaos. The result is somewhere between a 1970s head shop and a late-night fever dream, and it looks absolutely unhinged on a pair of shorts. Made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, the Trippy Space Shit Shorts are built for movement. The fabric is lightweight, stretchy and fast-drying, making them just as at home at the pool as they are in the gym or on the sofa. Four-way stretch gives you full freedom of movement whether you're training hard or doing absolutely nothing at all. With a 5-inch inseam, an elasticated waistband with a white drawstring, two zippered side pockets and a zippered back pocket, these are genuinely well-made shorts dressed in the most inappropriately hilarious print imaginable. No interior liner keeps everything cool, comfortable and completely unrestricted. Shit Shirt Club is about more than loud prints and terrible taste, though it has plenty of both. A large portion of profits from every sale goes directly to mental health charities, because what you wear can say something meaningful about what you stand for. These shorts are funny, outrageous and conversation-starting, and every time someone points and laughs, you're part of something bigger. That is not a bad trade for a pair of shorts. Product highlights 90% Recycled Polyester, 10% Spandex - lightweight, stretchy and fast-drying 5" inseam with elasticated waistband and drawstring 2 zippered side pockets + 1 zippered back pocket, no interior liner Designed for gym, swim or lounging Next day delivery available Rated 4.8 "Excellent" on Trustpilot A large portion of profits fund mental health charities