An Activity Book for People Who'd Rather Be Alone

Tired of being told to get out more? Same. This activity book is your official excuse to stay in, ignore the group chat, and spend quality time with the only company you actually enjoy — yourself. Packed with coloring pages, word searches, mazes, crossword puzzles, a cootie catcher for getting out of plans, and more — all designed for adults who have reached their people quota and are not accepting new applications. This is not your childhood activity book. It's for grown-ups who are burnt out, overstimulated, and emotionally unavailable to anyone who wasn't invited. Whether you're avoiding social obligations or just need something to do with your hands that isn't explain yourself to people, this book gets it. Caution: contains sarcasm, dark humor, antisocial activities, and zero apologies for preferring solitude.