Two Wars, Zero Service — The Civil War Veteran Hat Bundle
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description: You didn’t serve in one. You didn’t serve in two. But now you can dress like you did both. The Two Wars, Zero Service bundle gets you both Civil War Veteran hats — the original (1861–1865) and the sequel (TBD) — so you can claim service across two American conflicts that you absolutely did not participate in. One hat for the war that happened. One hat for the war that hasn’t. Maximum fake valor, one discounted price. What’s in the Bundle Civil War Veteran Hat (1861–1865) — Premium handmade corduroy cap with embroidered patches and fake valor ribbons. Says “CIVIL WAR VETERAN” so you don’t have to. Civil War 2 Veteran Hat (Pre-Deployed) — Premium handmade black corduroy cap with “FUTURE VETERAN” embroidery. For a war that hasn’t started. Yet. Why Buy the Bundle Buying them separately means two transactions, two shipping charges, and two moments where you have to explain to your bank...
brand: Weird Castle
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