Official GroinFather Family Membership Card (includes FREE Mini Movie poster!)

You’re not just a fan anymore. You’re part of the Family. Congratulations. You’ve been officially made. Your Official GroinFather Family Membership Card is a wallet-sized, laminated credential proving your allegiance to Master Ken, The GroinFather, and the most dangerous martial arts family in America. Flip it over to review the privileges that come with membership: Stomp the Groin, Take the Cannoli Protection from Rival Martial Arts Families Groin Protection… Within Reason Fredo-Level Betrayal Protection Horse head not included. THE DETAILS Laminated • Wallet-Sized • Officially “Made” Featuring the GroinFather Family tiger crest, Master Ken’s insignia, official red foot seal, and your Member Since: 2026 status. Keep it in your wallet. Flash it when necessary. And remember: Never go against the Family. Always Restomp the Groin.