Hans Talflutter Plush

May this missive find you well, your Grace, I am Hans Talflutter, fencing master, and I have traveled far and wide to glean the art of fencing in its totality. I shall guide you in the use of the sword, dagger, and spear if you offer me your patronage. I seek a residency to ply my trade. My needs are few, any good perch shall do. Permit me a vantage and I shall impart my wisdom to your worthies. I ask you to forgive me one more request: in your generosity, please provide me with a stipend to cover travel expenses so that I may arrive at your door post haste. Sincerely, Hans Talflutter, Fencing Master P.S. I have included a testimonial from one of my pupils if you need further validation of what I can offer you: "So he mostly just sits on whatever perch you give him. He's very quiet. I'm not exactly sure how he does it, but my fencing has improved greatly since I let him in through the window. I don't think I've ever heard him actually chirp? Certainly not talk. I don't know how he does it." Rob of robinswords