Coffee Minute T-Shirt

Backpack on, boots laced, brain not yet online ... give it a minute. There's a very specific window every morning where the body's technically awake but the rest hasn't caught up yet. This squirrel knows it well. Mug in hand, eyes barely open, fully committed to standing very still until the coffee does its job. No trail talk before caffeine. That's not a personality flaw, that's just physics. For anyone who needs a minute, or several, before they're fit for conversation, this one's basically a public service announcement. Approach with caffeine.