Black Belt DAD Certificate

Master Ken Black Belt Dad Certificate For the dad who has mastered the ancient art of fatherhood, garage standing, random screw collecting, and forecasting weather through knee pain. The Master Ken Black Belt Dad Certificate is the ultimate honorary award for any dad who has demonstrated elite-level dad skills and questionable home-improvement confidence. Signed by Master Ken himself, this custom certificate officially promotes the recipient to the prestigious rank of Black Belt Dad. Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, gag gifts, dojo dads, martial arts dads, and any father who has ever said, “Hold the flashlight still.” Product Details Official-style Black Belt Dad Certificate design Features Master Ken in full Ameri-Do-Te intensity Includes a blank name field so you can personalize it Fatherhood disciplines include: Garage Standing & Thinking Creating Complex Solutions Detecting Lights Left On Random Screws Collection Weather Prediction by Knee Pain Great for framing, gifting, or presenting in a highly unnecessary ceremony A perfect gift for Master Ken fans, martial arts dads, and dangerously qualified fathers everywhere Suggested Use Present this certificate to the dad in your life once he has successfully completed at least 45 minutes of standing in the garage with no specific objective. For best results, award while maintaining eye contact and addressing him as “Black Belt Dad.”