At Least You're Not An English Major

From the New York Times bestselling author of There Are Moms Way Worse Than You and There Are Dads Way Worse Than You comes this funny, un-sugar-coated book of encouragement for recent college graduates. Glenn Boozan has created the perfect antidote for the dated sincerity of Oh, The Places You'll Go, one that acknowledges the reality of the housing market, student loans, the price of eggs and A.I. coming for all our jobs. Cynical? A bit. But also encouraging and full of perspective. After all, brilliant Marie Curie won awards for innovation and still messed up by giving herself deadly radiation. How about the 1300s, during the Black Plague? They had slightly bigger issues than the price of eggs. Boozan's rhymed couplets, paired with clever illustrations, make At Least You're Not an English Major the perfect gift for recent grads with a great sense of humor—and a LinkedIn profile they loathe. Hardcover, 6" x 8.25" 64 pages Publishes in 2026