Lifeguard Off Duty T-Shirt

For gardeners who let the birdbath be the pool. A small frog in board shorts and shades has stretched out across the rim of the birdbath, life ring at his side, no one drowning, no one trying. The shield behind him says LIFEGUARD OFF DUTY in serious letters and unserious intent. The afternoon belongs to the frog now. The birds will come back when the chair is empty.