You Drink Too Much Funny Friendship Card

For the friend who is a little chaotic… and exactly your kind of people. This hilarious retro-style card reads: “You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You are everything I want in a friend.” Perfect for celebrating your ride-or-die bestie with humor that’s equal parts savage and affectionate. Designed by small business Paper Sluts, this card features vintage-inspired artwork and bold, colorful typography that makes it a standout for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, or just because. Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5") Blank inside for your own message Printed on thick, velvety cardstock Includes matching envelope Made in the USA From small business Paper Sluts Perfect for best friends, partners in crime, and anyone who appreciates a little inappropriate humor.