"Procrastinate & Masturbate" Funny Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

It’s soft enough to wear around the house during aimless afternoons, shows off with casual streetwear, and holds up after repeated washes thanks to sturdy, smooth fabric and reliable printing. The crew neck keeps the silhouette classic while the tubular knit body and taped shoulders maintain shape and drape without irritating seams. Product features - 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort - Tubular knit body without side seams for cleaner look and reduced waste - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat