Fredo Knit Jersey

Look, we know that all tan is technically “skin damage” and therefore, inherently bad, but—just hear us out—imagine this with a tan. Imagine this with a tan and a frozen daiquiri—maybe even a banana daiquiri, like Fredo drinks in The Godfather: Part Two—and you’ve got your slutty little gold chain on and your hair’s gone all nice for once—must be the local water—and you’ve booked the perfect lunch spot and you get there and they give you the perfect table—out-front but in the shade; with enough local colour to keep it interesting but not so much that you have to keep moving your legs out the way of scooters—and people are looking at you—you can’t see them, but they’re there, gawping—and they’re saying: Wow. They’re saying: That guy has it all.