Waited all day for that fart Card

Some stories build slowly… and then release all at once. This birthday card leans fully into the ridiculous, delivering a dramatic setup with an unapologetically crude punchline. Perfect for someone who appreciates humour with absolutely no filter and zero restraint. A funny greeting card in a retro trashy paperback-style illustration, featuring a glamorous blonde woman with styled hair, wearing statement earrings and bold makeup. She is posed dramatically against a textured warm-toned background in a vintage book cover style. Bold text reads “She’d waited all day for that fart” with additional caption “She held it in all day then finally let go!”.