Mini Stable Genius, Sh*T Bag By Smolotov

MINI Stable Genius 15-count Unscented Leak-Proof Heavy Duty Printed on the Inside Meet the coolest little box we've ever made! 15 bags, one roll, packed into a box that doubles as its own dispenser — just punch out the perforation and you're dog-park ready. Small enough for a purse or backpack, tough enough to stand between you and poo, grime, and MAGA. This is shaping up to be election season's most treasured novelty and the holidays' most-gifted stocking stuffer. With only 30 cases in-country, our first production run won't last long. Retail Exclusive. Specifications Plant-based. PBAT + PLA + corn starch. Compostable in 90 days (industrial, ASTM D6400). Leak-proof. 18-micron plant-based material (PSM), leak-tested 3×. Generous size. 9″×13″ — large enough for most breeds sanitary cleanup. 15 bags per box on 1 roll. EZ Tear System. Responsibly made in a BSCI-certified facility. Non-toxic water-based ink. Packaging made of recycled materials. Resistant to water, dictators, fascists, tech bros, and oligarchs. Thank you for helping to make the world less shitty.