I Would Commit Crimes For This Dog Tee | Kingdom Collars

You already know. There's no dog owner on the planet who needs this explained to them. "I Would Commit Crimes For This Dog" is the kind of thing you think every single day — this tee just finally says it out loud. Bold distressed type, clean white on black, no frills, no fuss. Just the unfiltered truth about how you feel about your dog. DTG printed on premium Bella Canvas means the print is sharp, the fit is right, and it'll still be saying the same thing three years from now. Wear it to the dog park, gift it to your most devoted dog person, or just grab one for yourself — because you've earned it. Why You'll Love It: DTG printed distressed type — bold white lettering with a broken-in texture that gets better with every wash Bella Canvas 3001 blank — incredibly soft, retail-ready unisex fit Typographic statement design — no explanation required, no breed required Five colorways — Black, Navy, Purple, Asphalt, and Berry Printed on demand — made just for you, not sitting in a warehouse Specs: Blank: Bella Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee Fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² · 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 32 singles Print Method: Direct to Garment (DTG), full color Available Colors: Black, Navy, Purple, Asphalt, Berry Fit: Unisex retail fit — runs true to size Sizing: Unisex retail fit. Order your normal size for a classic fit, or size up for a relaxed look. Care: Wash inside-out on cold, gentle cycle. Mild detergent only — no bleach, no fabric softener. Air dry preferred or tumble dry low. If ironing is needed, iron inside-out on cool setting only. Never iron directly over the print. Shipping & Delivery: This tee is printed on demand just for you. Most orders ship within 2 business days. Standard shipping delivers in 4–5 days after shipment. Economy shipping runs 7–10 days. You'll receive a tracking number as soon as it leaves the print facility. Any questions — we're always here. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. Each tee is made to order. Returns or exchanges are only accepted if the item arrives defective, damaged, or incorrect. At Kingdom Collars, we stand for strength with heart, loyalty with purpose, and dogs judged by character — not assumptions.