Coffee Or Your Head Double-Sided Mug

Give me coffee or I’ll take your head. Coffee Or Your Head is for people who wake up with priorities and zero patience for anyone standing between them and the first cup. A headless horseman charges in with a severed zombie head in one hand and a skull-marked mug in the other. The ultimatum is printed on both sides. The Ultimatum 11 oz white ceramic mug for mornings that have already become a hostage situation Headless rider, severed zombie head, black horse, and skull mug printed on both sides Burnt-orange coat, graveyard-green gore, antique-gold details, and dripping red branding Glossy finish with a comfortable C-handle Microwave-safe when negotiations run long Lead- and BPA-free Terms of Release Dishwasher safe Or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap For the dangerously under-caffeinated. Colors may look slightly different in person. Screens lie. We don’t.