Your furniture finally has a bodyguard—and it’s got a great sense of humor. These coasters from High Cotton Gifts are built to handle everything from ice-cold margaritas to steaming mugs of tea, all while keeping your tables free from rings, scratches, and spills. Whether you are a pet lover, a party host, or just someone who appreciates a well-timed punchline, these coasters bring personality to any surface. Life is too short for boring home decor. Each coaster features a witty, conversation-starting design that makes it an ideal icebreaker for guests and a relatable addition to your daily routine. They are functional, hilarious, and durable enough to withstand the chaos of a good time. Durable & Absorbent: Made from a high-quality, neoprene-like material that absorbs condensation and handles both hot and cold beverages. Furniture Protection: Acts as a barrier against drips and heat, ensuring your coffee table stays in pristine condition. Easy Care: These coasters are dishwasher safe and reusable, making cleanup a breeze after a party or a quiet night in. The Perfect Gift: A fun and affordable choice for birthdays, housewarmings, holidays, or "just because" gifts for friends, coworkers, and pet parents. Designed to be lightweight yet sturdy, these coasters fit seamlessly into any home, office, or bar setting. Because every drink deserves a landing spot, and every landing spot deserves a laugh. Technical Specifications: Dimensions: 4" x 4" Weight: 1.28 oz (36.29 g) Material: Absorbent neoprene-style fabric Origin: Made in the USA Care: Dishwasher safe
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