Ellembee Towels
Funny, relatable, and just the right amount of unfiltered, these Natural Funny Tea Towels turn everyday kitchen moments into something worth talking about. Made in USA. Hand printed in Michigan. 100% cotton sack cloth. Machine wash warm, tumble dry.
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- Ellembee Towels
- I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos., Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into. What are you even doing in the kitchen right now?, Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet., I'm just going to flip this omelet here annd... Scrambled Eggs it is., I hate it when people are around when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like "Can I get some privacy here?", I'm not like guac 'cause I'm extra. I'm like guac because I'm good at a party for like 30 minutes but then I just turn weird and no one knows what to do with me., Do you blow on your food when it's hot or do you just hasafashasfsas till you can chew it?, Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me stop you right there., "I know this doesn't belong here but I'm going to leave it here anyways." -Kids, I'm just gonna wear what I want this summer. And If you think I look chubby well so do I., My Husband just said "Calm down" like he wants his own dateline special., When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends., I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers too. I'm like really good at that one., 'Medium Chunky Salsa.' Me too salsa. Me too..., Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion., Loyal. Always there. Kindred spirit. Partner in crime. Laugh 'til it hurts. Right where we left off. Freinds, Is it just me or does anyone else go back to the kitchen they just cleaned to admire it?, When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says., Eggnog. Mistletoe. Sugar cookies. Twinkle lights. Merry & bright. Chestnuts roasting. Christmas, Hay rides. Apple picking. Comfy flannels. Falling leaves. Cider & donuts. Pumpkin carving. Fall, Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. it's not pie., Sate of Texas
Variants (22)
- I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos. — 13.95 USD — In stock
- Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into. What are you even doing in the kitchen right now? — 13.95 USD — In stock
- Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet. — 13.95 USD — In stock
- I'm just going to flip this omelet here annd... Scrambled Eggs it is. — 13.95 USD — In stock
- I hate it when people are around when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like "Can I get some privacy here?" — 13.95 USD — In stock
- I'm not like guac 'cause I'm extra. I'm like guac because I'm good at a party for like 30 minutes but then I just turn weird and no one knows what to do with me. — 13.95 USD — In stock
- Do you blow on your food when it's hot or do you just hasafashasfsas till you can chew it? — 13.95 USD — In stock
- Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me stop you right there. — 13.95 USD — In stock
- "I know this doesn't belong here but I'm going to leave it here anyways." -Kids — 13.95 USD — In stock
- I'm just gonna wear what I want this summer. And If you think I look chubby well so do I. — 13.95 USD — In stock
- My Husband just said "Calm down" like he wants his own dateline special. — 13.95 USD — In stock
- When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends. — 13.95 USD — In stock
- I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers too. I'm like really good at that one. — 13.95 USD — In stock
- 'Medium Chunky Salsa.' Me too salsa. Me too... — 13.95 USD — In stock
- Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. — 13.95 USD — In stock
- Loyal. Always there. Kindred spirit. Partner in crime. Laugh 'til it hurts. Right where we left off. Freinds — 13.95 USD — In stock
- Is it just me or does anyone else go back to the kitchen they just cleaned to admire it? — 13.95 USD — In stock
- When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. — 13.95 USD — In stock
- Eggnog. Mistletoe. Sugar cookies. Twinkle lights. Merry & bright. Chestnuts roasting. Christmas — 13.95 USD — In stock
- Hay rides. Apple picking. Comfy flannels. Falling leaves. Cider & donuts. Pumpkin carving. Fall — 13.95 USD — In stock
- Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. it's not pie. — 13.95 USD — In stock
- Sate of Texas — 13.95 USD — In stock
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