Flatch

The remote-controlled fart machine that takes itself exactly zero percent seriously. Press the top button, thumb the RF remote from across the room, or fire one off from the Flatch app — the timing is yours, and the timing is everything. Comes loaded with classic sounds and gets better from there: browse the community sound library, upload your own, and load up to 16 onto the device over Bluetooth. The bundled remote lives in a magnetic dock on the underside (~50 ft range), it recharges over USB-C, has a 3.5 mm AUX out, a physical volume wheel, and a hanging loop for maximum ambush potential. Now available for pre-order.