Campwater Guardian Tee

Now more than ever, we need a hero. It goes without saying that the water in front of a river camp is off-limits to outsiders, yet campwater etiquette is violated more often these days. The Campwater Guardian is in place to ensure that this, and other seminal river laws, are obeyed-just keep the cooler stocked and provide the tools for him to hold it down. Campwater Guardian for President in 2028!