i love giving homemade gifts / christmas card

Give your favorite mom, parent, or sibling a Christmas card with a little dark humor and vintage charm. This funny retro Christmas card features a classic mid-century mother decorating the Christmas tree with her children — while offering them up as the ultimate homemade holiday gifts. Perfect for the mom who has survived another year of parenting, the parent with a wicked sense of humor, or anyone who appreciates a Christmas card that's a little more sarcastic than sentimental. 🎄 Perfect for: Funny Christmas cards for mom Sarcastic Christmas cards Dark humor Christmas cards Funny cards for parents Funny mom Christmas gifts Vintage Christmas lovers Retro Christmas enthusiasts Sisters and siblings with a twisted sense of humor Anyone who likes irreverent Christmas humor This is definitely not your typical sweet and sentimental Christmas card — it's perfect for someone who appreciates a little holiday mischief. OUTSIDE: "i love giving homemade gifts. which one of my children do you want" INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERCENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed. want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $11. ✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.