Pin | "I'm Emotionally Constipated" – I Haven't Given A Shit In Days

I'm Emotionally Constipated. I Haven't Given A Shit In Days. Clinically unable to process your feelings? Same. This pin gets it. Wear your emotional unavailability proudly — it's not avoidance, it's a lifestyle. Size & Specs Size 2.4 x 3.2 cm Type Hard enamel pin Finish Smooth hard enamel Clasp Butterfly clasp (x1) Material Lead-free metal alloy Best worn on Jackets, bags, lanyards, hats, pin boards 🖤 Bold black & white hard enamel design — high contrast, zero apologies 🔒 Secure butterfly clasp — stays put, unlike your emotional availability ✨ Hard enamel finish — smooth, durable, scratch-resistant 🌿 Lead-free materials — safe for all the jackets, bags, and hats you'll pin this to Pin It On Denim jackets · Tote bags · Backpacks · Lanyards · Pin boards · Beanies · Lapels The Perfect Gift For The person who has feelings but has chosen not to engage with them. Your therapist's most interesting client. Anyone whose emotional range currently spans from "fine" to "fine, but make it sarcastic." Each pin ships in a protective sleeve, ready to gift or immediately deploy on your person. Pairs perfectly with our "Get Shit Done Club" and "Just About McFuckin Had It" pins for the full emotionally unavailable collection.