Skeleton Unicorn Bleached Shirt: Pastel Goth Sarcastic Tee, Creepy Top

Some days, deep breathing just doesn’t cut it. Embrace your inner chaos with our handmade "Therapy Is Not Enough, I Need To Bite People" tee. This shirt combines a high-contrast, vibrant neon-pastel aesthetic with the perfect touch of dark, sarcastic humor. Featuring a neo-traditional skeleton unicorn leaping over a dripping rainbow cloud, this top is an absolute statement piece for anyone who loves their wardrobe with a side of sass. ✨ Why You’ll Be Obsessed: Unique Bleached Finish: Each shirt is carefully hand-bleached, framing the vibrant design perfectly and ensuring no two shirts are exactly alike! Professional Grade Print: Created with high-quality, vivid inks so those neon pinks and blues stay bright and bold wash after wash. Creepy-Cute Aesthetic: The ultimate blend of pastel goth and alternative fashion that pairs flawlessly with your favorite distressed denim, leggings, or witchy accessories. Handmade & Comfortable: Crafted with a soft, relaxed fit that feels like your favorite vintage tee right out of the package. Processing: Handmade in 1-7 business days!