Heavy Creamer: Stretch Tech

2% Just Don't Cut It. Meet the Heavy Creamer. A shirt for talking about cows, dreaming about cows, or conducting cutting-edge bovine research. A shirt that'll make you want to drop a bar of cream cheese in your morning coffee and start browsing 25,000-acre ranches in Montana. Featuring a glorious cowhide print, pearl snap buttons for maximum buttoning pleasure, buttery 4-way stretch, and UPF 40 sun protection, this shirt has been awarded gold medals are blue ribbons at many a backyard agricultural conference. It's got the comfort of your favorite Party Shirt and the undeniable sex appeal of a prize-winning dairy cow. Don't tell BIG MILK, but we like it heavier. Way heavier. We're talking super heavy. Almost immovable. The Heavy Creamer. It's a cow print. - Our multi-functional Stretch-Tech Party Shirts bring style to your outdoor and indoor lives alike. Stretch-Tech Party Shirts are lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, UPF 30, 4-way stretch and wrinkle resistant. It's Shirt Season! How to Wash you ask? You can wash this shirt if you want. Or just in your Jeep and ride it through a rainstorm. No ceilings! Clean. UP TOP!