Crank Shaft??? Yeah Already Done That Twice Today

Crank Shaft??? Funny Bumper Sticker & Car Magnet CRANK SHAFT??? YEAH... ALREADY DONE THAT TWICE TODAY. Finally, a bumper sticker that combines mechanical engineering, chronic horniness, and the emotional maturity of a middle schooler who just discovered double entendres. Is it about engines? Is it about something else? Yes. Next question. Funny Bumper Sticker for Gearheads With Filthy Minds Some people spend their weekends rebuilding engines. Others spend theirs cranking their shaft. The truly gifted among us do both. This funny bumper sticker features a flaming piston skull and a statement that absolutely nobody asked for. It's automotive humor at its finest: mechanically adjacent, deeply inappropriate, and somehow still technically about car parts. Perfect for mechanics, car enthusiasts, truck owners, hot rod fanatics, and anyone whose entire sense of humor peaked somewhere between shop class and a questionable Craigslist transaction. WARNING: May result in uncomfortable eye contact at stoplights, disappointed family members, and unsolicited conversations about engine components. Weatherproof Sticker for Whatever You're Cranking Printed in-house using premium, all-weather vinyl, this weatherproof sticker is engineered to withstand rain, sunshine, road grime, and the consequences of your own personality. Size: Approximately 8.5" × 2.5" Waterproof, smudge-proof, and fade-resistant Car wash-safe when properly applied Durable outdoor vinyl for long-lasting automotive stupidity Handmade in Washington, so slight sizing variations are possible Stick this vinyl sticker on your car, truck, toolbox, garage cabinet, or any smooth, glossy surface that could benefit from a deeply unnecessary announcement. Car Magnet Option for Temporary Bad Decisions Not ready to permanently announce your shaft-cranking habits to the neighborhood? We respect your cowardice. Choose the removable car magnet instead! Standard magnets are 20 mil thick, with an extra-thick 30 mil option recommended for colder climates and windy conditions. IMPORTANT: Magnets only stick to magnetic metal. Most modern bumpers are plastic, because apparently nothing is sacred anymore. Test compatibility before ordering. Remove magnets before car washes and extreme weather. Application & Other Extremely Unsexy Details Clean and completely dry the surface before applying. Avoid wax, textured plastics, and low-adhesion materials. Press outward from the center to prevent bubbles. Orders ship worldwide from Washington in approximately 1–3 business days. Mockups aren't to scale, and colors may vary slightly by screen. Buy 2 Get 1 Free. Triple the Immaturity. Grab this bumper sticker and two more questionable declarations. Every third qualifying item is FREE! No code required. Just three opportunities to disappoint your parents. Frog Mustard Stickers: Giving strangers too much information since whenever you found us.