Roller Grill Meat Sweats — Hoodie
There is a hypnotic, terrifying beauty to the convenience store roller grill at 3 AM. Those shiny, blistered cylinders of mystery protein rotating silently under the heat lamp, sweating out their synthetic casings while you make the absolute worst dietary decision of your adult life.We skipped the middleman and made the meat do the sweating for you. A visceral, highly literal piece of physical typography constructed entirely out of glistening, overcooked gas station hot dogs. It is the physiological dread of a barbecue hangover, rendered in rotating tubular pork. May cause involuntary salivation or immediate nausea Has been rotating under a fluorescent heat lamp since 2018 Contains trace amounts of regret and liquid smoke
Specifications
- Size
- S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Color
- Alpine Green, Black, Blue Aqua, White, Navy
Variants (25)
- S / Alpine Green — 82.99 USD — In stock
- S / Black — 82.99 USD — In stock
- S / Blue Aqua — 82.99 USD — In stock
- S / White — 82.99 USD — In stock
- S / Navy — 82.99 USD — In stock
- M / Alpine Green — 82.99 USD — In stock
- M / Black — 82.99 USD — In stock
- M / Blue Aqua — 82.99 USD — In stock
- M / White — 82.99 USD — In stock
- M / Navy — 82.99 USD — In stock
- L / Alpine Green — 82.99 USD — In stock
- L / Black — 82.99 USD — In stock
- L / Blue Aqua — 82.99 USD — In stock
- L / White — 82.99 USD — In stock
- L / Navy — 82.99 USD — In stock
- XL / Alpine Green — 82.99 USD — In stock
- XL / Black — 82.99 USD — In stock
- XL / Blue Aqua — 82.99 USD — In stock
- XL / White — 82.99 USD — In stock
- XL / Navy — 82.99 USD — In stock
- 2XL / Alpine Green — 82.99 USD — In stock
- 2XL / Black — 82.99 USD — In stock
- 2XL / Blue Aqua — 82.99 USD — In stock
- 2XL / White — 82.99 USD — In stock
- 2XL / Navy — 82.99 USD — In stock
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