Hiking Is Just Walking Where You Might Die — Funny Hiking T-Shirt

Hiking is just walking. With elevation. And exposure. And the non-zero chance you become a cautionary tale at the trailhead kiosk. This shirt is for the people who know that and lace up anyway. No sunrise quote. No "the mountains are calling." Just a flat, honest summary of what you're actually doing out there. Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — the soft, retail-fit tee, not the boxy gas-station kind. Unisex sizing, holds its shape, survives the wash. Ships from the US and EU, so it arrives before your next questionable decision at altitude. Buy it for yourself. Buy it for the friend who keeps saying "it's not that steep. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65 LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm) XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4 S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8 4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155 5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165