Cereus forbesii monstrose ‘Ming Thing’

Yes, it’s supposed to look like that. ‘Ming Thing’ grows in irregular, knobby clusters instead of the straight columns you’d expect from a cactus, and no two plants grow quite the same. Its monstrose growth just keeps getting weirder as it matures, which is exactly why we love it. Care at a Glance Light: Bright light + direct sun once acclimated Water: Water deeply, then let soil dry completely Soil: Gritty, fast-draining cactus mix Temp: Prefers 50–70°F; protect from frost Growth: Slow-growing, irregular monstrose clusters Pet Safety: Best displayed where pets can’t nibble