Finnish American Ingredients T-Shirt

Somewhere between Michigan and Ostrobothnia there is a person who pronounces sauna correctly, treats coffee as a load-bearing part of the day and has never once enjoyed small talk. This is the label for that person. It reads like the back of a packet because that is roughly how it works. Sisu at 40%, which is what gets you through a winter that lasts most of the year. Coffee at 30%, which is not an exaggeration. Silence at 25%, the part that takes longest to explain to the neighbours. Sauna at 4%. Small talk at 1% and even that is being generous. The allergen advice at the bottom is the only warning anyone needs. May contain traces of perkele. For Finnish Americans, for the grandchildren of the people who left Vaasa for Minnesota and for anyone who has sat through a family gathering wondering why everybody goes quiet at the same moment. The front print is a clean nutrition label, big enough to read across a room and dry enough that nobody has to explain it. Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm) S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8 4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155 About Very Finnish Problems VFP started as a joke shared between expats trying to explain Finland to the rest of the world. It grew into a community of 1.3 million people who get the silences, the saunas, the ruisleipa and the very specific joy of being left alone in nature. Every design is created by Joel Willans, a Brit who has been living in Helsinki since 2002 and has had ample time to observe the Finnish condition up close. We ship to over 50 countries including the US, Canada, UK, Australia and across Europe. Shipping is free worldwide. Frequently Asked Questions Where do you ship? We ship to over 50 countries including the US, Canada, UK, Australia and across Europe. Shipping is free worldwide. How long does delivery take? Most orders arrive within 5 to 10 business days. You will receive a tracking link once your order ships. What if the size does not fit? We offer a 30 day returns policy. If the fit is not right, get in touch and we will sort it out. Check the size chart before ordering if you are unsure. How should I wash it? Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. This keeps the print sharp for longer. Is it ethically made? Yes. Every item is printed using DTG technology on OEKO-TEX certified blanks and made to order. No batch overproduction. Product safety Age restrictions: for adults. EU warranty: 2 years. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Very Finnish Problems ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at Joel@veryfinnishproblems.com or write to us at Fredrikinkatu, 00140 Helsinki, Finland.