Moderate Hike Complaint T-Shirt

The trail sign said moderate. The trail sign has never met your knees.A weary bear sits slumped on a rock, chin in paw, backpack still on, boots still laced, wearing the exact expression of someone who trusted the trail rating. Behind him, the mountains look smug about it. Above and below, the whole story in one line: the map said moderate, my knees have filed a complaint.This one's for hikers with a few seasons behind them, who still go up every hill and quietly negotiate with every joint on the way down. You're not slow, you're thorough. The complaint has been noted, and you're finishing the loop anyway.