Happy Birthday You F--king Fossil Card

Happy Birthday You F--king Fossil Card

Brand: Shady Front
SKU: HBYOUFUCKINFOSSIL12726
2.25 USD In stock Buy at Merchant

This greeting card features vintage scientific illustrations with a blunt birthday message, sized for standard A7 fixtures.

  • The card uses a contrast between educational visuals and a rude caption.
  • It appeals to male shoppers interested in science and humor.
  • It is suitable for milestone birthdays where roasting the age is appropriate.
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