I Don't Watch Porn I Read It Like a F*cking Lady Bookmark | Funny Romance Reader Gift

For the readers who proudly embrace their morally gray book boyfriends, spicy romances, and overflowing TBR list, this bookmark says exactly what everyone's thinking. Engraved with the hilarious quote, "I Don't Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Fucking Lady," this stainless steel bookmark is the ultimate accessory for romance readers who aren't afraid to laugh at themselves. Whether you're shopping for your favorite BookTok addict, book club bestie, or treating yourself, this bookmark is guaranteed to get a laugh. Why You'll Love It Features the hilarious quote "I Don't Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Fucking Lady" Optional personalized engraving on the back Permanent laser engraving that won't fade or wear away Heavy gauge stainless steel built for everyday reading Choose from 13 faux suede tassel colors Gift ready with a navy blue velvet bookmark sleeve and gift tag Personalization Add a custom message to the back of your bookmark by selecting Engrave Back. Popular personalization ideas include: Name or initials Favorite spicy book quote Book club name Funny inside joke Special date Please double check spelling and punctuation before submitting your order. Your personalization will be engraved exactly as entered. Most text can be resized to fit. The more text included, the smaller the lettering will become. Product Details Measurements: 5.5 x 1 inches Total Length: Approximately 7 inches with tassel Material: Stainless Steel Finish: Brushed Silver Engraving: Permanent Laser Engraving Tassel: 1.5 inch faux suede tassel Packaging: Navy blue velvet bookmark sleeve with gift tag included About Stainless Steel Will not tarnish, rust, or corrode Scratch resistant for everyday use Permanent dark engraving provides crisp, lasting detail Made for readers who never stop at just one chapter A Meaningful Gift For Romance readers BookTok fans Book club members Smut readers Friends who love spicy books Birthday gifts Bachelorette gifts Girls' weekends Christmas gifts Reader care packages Large Orders Welcome Perfect for book clubs, romance reader events, literary conventions, girls' weekends, subscription boxes, bookstores, and reader appreciation gifts.