Draw Me Like One of Your Finch Girls T-shirt

Forget Rose and Jack - there’s a new romantic tragedy unfolding on a very expensive-looking sofa, and this time there’s a greenfinch involved. This gloriously daft Titanic parody features a finch-headed woman reclining dramatically in a dressing gown, delivering the immortal words: “Draw me like one of your finch girls.” Because apparently even a small garden bird can have aspirations of becoming the next great muse of the European art world. It’s Titanic, but with more feathers, less iceberg and considerably more questions about why there’s a bird lounging about in a posh drawing room wearing a bloody dressing gown. A wonderfully stupid bit of ornithological cinema nonsense for anyone who appreciates classic films, terrible puns and the complete misuse of wildlife.