Chapter Tee – “Beg-eth Not Friend, For It Is Better to Be Alone” Vintage Bible Humor T-Shirt

A comfortably cut tee that reads like a witty proclamation. Soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton gives this shirt a lightweight, lived-in feel that layers easily under jackets or stands alone on warm days. The centered, bookish quote in crisp white type creates a playful, slightly sardonic tone—great for someone who appreciates literary humor and low-effort style. Thoughtful construction details (side seams for shape retention, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label) keep the shirt feeling neat and comfortable through repeated wear. Ethically produced and REACH certified, it blends effortless everyday wear with a conscience. Product features - 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness - Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for lasting shape - Side seams and shoulder tape for structural support and fit retention - Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically manufactured - DTF/DTG-ready print areas (front and sleeves) with crisp detail and vibrant color options Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean