Kiss Me I'm Angry T-Shirt — Funny St. Patrick’s Day Green Graphic Tee
This tee wears its mood on the chest. A crisp white DryBlend shirt carries a vintage-green, ornamental crest that reads “Kiss Me I’m Angry,” equal parts sardonic and sly. The design’s distressed filigree gives it a reclaimed, print-shop feel — like something pulled from the back of a punk zine or an old concert poster. Lightweight but structured, the shirt moves with you and stays breathable on busy days when you’re half-smiling and half-grumbling. Wear it to push a little humor into awkward moments, to start a conversation with someone quick-witted, or to ground a casual outfit with a bit of attitude. Short sleeves, clean silhouette, and a centered graphic make it easy to layer under jackets or wear solo while running errands, meeting friends, or grabbing a coffee when you’re not exactly in the best mood. The tone is playful but pointed: this is for people who don’t hide their feelings and prefer their wardrobe to say something honest — a wink and an edge all at once. Product features - 50% cotton / 50% polyester DryBlend® fabric for moisture-wicking comfort - Medium-weight (5.5 oz/yd²) with taped neck and shoulders for durability - 1x1 ribbed collar that retains shape after wear - Tear-away tag for itch-free comfort - Heather colorways available (65% polyester / 35% cotton) for softer heathered look Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
Specifications
- Color
- Ash, Black, Dark Heather, Forest Green, Kelly Green, Sport Grey, White
- Size
- S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Variants (56)
- Ash / S — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Black / S — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / S — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / S — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Kelly Green / S — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Sport Grey / S — 21.45 USD — In stock
- White / S — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Ash / M — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Black / M — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / M — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / M — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Kelly Green / M — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Sport Grey / M — 21.45 USD — In stock
- White / M — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Ash / L — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Black / L — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / L — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / L — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Kelly Green / L — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Sport Grey / L — 21.45 USD — In stock
- White / L — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Ash / XL — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Black / XL — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / XL — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / XL — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Kelly Green / XL — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Sport Grey / XL — 21.45 USD — In stock
- White / XL — 21.45 USD — In stock
- Ash / 2XL — 28.00 USD — In stock
- Black / 2XL — 28.00 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / 2XL — 28.00 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / 2XL — 28.00 USD — In stock
- Kelly Green / 2XL — 28.00 USD — In stock
- Sport Grey / 2XL — 28.00 USD — In stock
- White / 2XL — 28.00 USD — In stock
- Ash / 3XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Black / 3XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / 3XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / 3XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Kelly Green / 3XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Sport Grey / 3XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- White / 3XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Ash / 4XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Black / 4XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / 4XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / 4XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Kelly Green / 4XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Sport Grey / 4XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- White / 4XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Ash / 5XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Black / 5XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / 5XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / 5XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Kelly Green / 5XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- Sport Grey / 5XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
- White / 5XL — 34.00 USD — In stock
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