Cooked Valentine's Day Card
This Valentine's Day card features Captain James Cook being dispatched by Native Hawaiians and includes a romantic message inside.
- The card references decolonisation as sexy.
- The inside message claims the recipient is the best thing since Captain James Cook was dispatched.
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