Congrats On Your New Home, I Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Serial Killers

Congrats On Your New Home, I Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Serial Killers

Brand: Funny Candle Co
SKU: DC-2135004
24.95 USD In stock Buy at Merchant

A 9oz candle with notes of sea salt, jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, wood, and tonka bean, intended to create a humorous and paranoid atmosphere in a new home.

  • The description claims the candle is designed to remind users to lock their doors and windows.
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