There's a betrayal deeper than losing the campsite's last marshmallow, and this bear just uncovered it. Someone packed soda. In the beer cooler. On a camping trip. There's due process for this kind of thing, and it starts with public outrage, a full investigation, and possibly a group vote on whoever's responsible. Priorities exist for a reason out here, and cooler space is sacred. This is bigger than soda. This is about trust. For anyone who's ever opened a cooler expecting one thing and found a devastating substitute, this one's your outrage, illustrated. Justice will be served, cold.