The Toad Was Here First
Product Description: Long before Big Pharma figured out how to bottle it, the toad was already doing the work. This hand-illustrated design brings the old political-cartoon energy with a cowboy toad, boots and all, squeezing the last drops of truth out of a wilting Lilly. Watch the petals fall... they spell it out themselves. Printed on garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 cotton in Ivory, soft, heavyweight, broken-in feel from the first wear. Unisex fit. Wear the truth. Choke the stigma. Nothing changes if nothing changes. Details: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in vintage feel Unisex sizing, true to size Full front placement print Ethically printed in small batches
Specifications
- Size
- S, M, L, XL, 2XL
Variants (5)
- S — 40.00 USD — In stock
- M — 40.00 USD — In stock
- L — 40.00 USD — In stock
- XL — 40.00 USD — In stock
- 2XL — 42.00 USD — In stock
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