A Summer Activity Book For Adults Who Hate Summer Pt. 1

Tired of summer being marketed as "fun"? Same. A Summer Activity Book for Adults Who Hate Summer, Pt. 1 is your official excuse to stay inside, ignore social invites, and sweat in peace. Packed with coloring pages, word searches, mazes, decode-the-phrase puzzles, and more—all laced with profanity, sarcasm, and a total lack of sunshine-fueled optimism. This is not your childhood activity book. It’s for grown-ups who are burnt out, overheated, and emotionally unavailable until October. Whether you're avoiding the outdoors or just need a reason to look busy, this book gets it. Caution: contains strong language, dark humor, and zero respect for summer fun.