Essential Man Bundle

Most men aren't going to do a seven-step routine, and pretending otherwise is why most men's skincare ends up at the back of a cupboard with the lid still on. This is two products and about ninety seconds. The Gallant Crème handles the skin, hydrating properly without the greasy film that put you off moisturiser in the first place. The Noble Sheen handles the beard and, more usefully, the skin underneath it, which is where the itch actually comes from. Both carry the Kanzen Man scent, so they work together instead of arguing with each other. That's it. No regimen, no order of operations to memorise, nothing you'll have given up on by Thursday.