The Clogs Doll

Some fashion choices you flaunt. Others you defend a little too loudly at Thanksgiving dinner every single year. This doll is for the second kind. The Clogs Doll is the newest member of the Dammit Doll Tacky Fashion Collection, printed all over in a bright, gaudy pattern of the clunky, perforated rubber clogs that somehow took over every closet in America. Everyone claims to hate them. Everyone secretly owns a pair. Think of it as an emotional support doll for anyone with a complicated relationship with their own shoe closet: smack that contradiction right out of your system, one satisfying thwack at a time.