"Deadbeat Dad" Hat

Nothing says “I’m wearing a hat” quite like wearing a hat. Our caps are the perfect headwear for any occasion.* The sturdy, five-panel structure ensures complete and total privacy for your scalp, while a premium plastic strap closure in the back offers easy adjustment as your head shrinks and swells throughout the day. - One size fits most except the grotesque - Head sold separately *Please note: ClickHole hats provide minimal head protection in the event of a nuclear attack.