Certified Urinalysis Observer Certificate – Funny Military Gag Gift, Voluntold Duty Award, Printable or Physical Card Standard Postcard

Department of War Urinalysis Observer Certificate Not all certifications are earned. Some are assigned. This Certified Urinalysis Observer Certificate turns one of the most awkward duties in the military into a hilarious, display-worthy piece of shop humor. Designed in an official-style format, it mimics a formal certification document—right down to the clean layout and structured typography—before delivering the punchline. Note: Purchase the observer mug that goes with the certificate here: Certified Urinalysis Observer Mug Important Note: The Certificate and Mug will ship and arrive separately from different production facilities. Featuring the phrase “I’ve Seen Things,” this certificate captures the shared experience of anyone who’s ever been assigned observer duty. It’s the kind of humor that doesn’t need explanation—if you know, you know. Perfect as a standalone gag gift or paired with the matching mug, this certificate adds that extra layer of personality to any promotion, PCS, or retirement gift. Ideal for: NCO and supervisor gifts Shop presentations and awards PCS/Going-away gifts Desk or office display “Congratulations, you’ve been voluntold” moments Whether you frame it, pin it up in the shop, or hand it off in front of the whole flight, this piece is guaranteed to get laughs from the right audience. Looking for something unique and meaningful to send to your deployed military member? These make great deployment gifts to receive downrange in their care packages from home. Clean, simple, and just official enough to feel real—until it absolutely isn’t. These postcards are made from thick high-quality matte paper, so they serve as a great addition to a gift or just a thoughtful written note to a friend. • Cardboard paper • Paper weight: 7.67–10.32 oz/yd² (260–350 g/m²) • Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm) • Paper thickness: 0.013″ (0.34 mm) • Coated outer surface • Blank product materials sourced from Sweden, US, Brazil, or China