The Thales of Miletus with Tits Mug is among the top 1% weirdest Pre-Socratics gifts available. I've been drawing tits mugs for some time now and I'll tell you, they're a hell of a present. Guaranteed big reactions. Noel Gallagher has his own tits mug in his studio. No word of a lie, I'm told Renee Zellweger once took home a Louis Theroux with Tits t-shirt. Pre-Socratics fans from Greece could do a lot worse than Thales of Miletus illustrated on a mug with a pair of tits. Fill it full of water lol. If you're more the collectible type then you can check out more celebrities, or browse through the 1000+ deep catalogue. Filter by nationality to build an international cast of tits.