The thing I mentioned on Patreon.
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description: This is not a CRUNCH Bar. This is the thing I mentioned on Patreon this morning. 8/7/26. Keep in mind that this will ship separately from any other orders. I can’t edit or combine orders. It is not a Crunch bar. Do not purchase this unless you know what it is. You would be surprised. But sometimes people buy like a fsteaner or something, don’t read the description, and email me that they bought something from me (a screw) and (to their disappointment) all they received in the mail is a screw. So maybe if you didn’t watch the video and you don’t know what you might be ordering… it could just be a screw. It isn’t. But for all you know it could be.
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